Scoob and Nibby are lying to you!

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 05/04/2016 at 21:55 • Filed to: None

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They claim their names are “Scoob” and “Nibby,” but in this leaked email uncovered from the Oppositelock National Committee, their names are actually “Coob” and “Ibby.” How can you trust blatant liars?

I don’t know how, that’s how!

deprecated account > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 21:57

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Star-shaped wheels? Damn, dude. You’re worse than Canadian.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:00

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you are a liar and a cheat my good sir

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/04/2016 at 22:00

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Your mom.

TheHondaBro > deprecated account 05/04/2016 at 22:01

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No.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:01

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my mom is not a liar nor is she a cheat my good sire i hope you have the evidence to back up these dastardly accusations

my good sir

deprecated account > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:02

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Yes.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:02

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What is your stance on vehicles with exposed roll cages and no windshields?

Also, does a person drive or ride a Polaris Slingshot?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:02

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allowed

both

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/04/2016 at 22:04

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TheHondaBro > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:05

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My running mate has the correct answer here, my constituent.

TheHondaBro > deprecated account 05/04/2016 at 22:05

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But nah.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:06

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what was that

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/04/2016 at 22:07

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DAMN you’re good!

blacktruck18 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:09

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“both”

LIES, IT HAS A STEERING WHEEL IT IS DRIVEN! YOUR PARTY IS A PARTY OF LIARS AND DECIEVERS!

deprecated account > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:11

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some content

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:13

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OH HE JUST SAID YOUR MOM OH DAMN SON

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:14

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YOU TOO ARE A LIAR AND DECEIVER!

I FULLY SUPPORT THE SCOOBY AND NIBBY TICKET!

Maybe you could bribe me by sending me Bulgogi and Kalbi though.

Please send me Bulgogi and Kalbi. I miss WA, there is no good Korean food here.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:16

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so i have your vote then?

TheHondaBro > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:19

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Under a TheHondaBro presidency, kabab restaurants across the country will be legally required to accept EBTs.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:22

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Even for Lamb kababs?

TheHondaBro > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:23

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We grind the lamb ourselves here in our campaign headquarters.

blacktruck18 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:23

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It depends on your running mate’s stance on bribing me with Korean food.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:24

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but I’m korean..

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 22:25

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Mmmmmmm, fresh ground lamb kababs. Bought with EBT, mmmmmmmmm.

Ok, you got my vote.

blacktruck18 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:31

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No shit, so is Mrs. Blackcar. Unfortunately I seemed to have married the only Korean woman who can’t cook worth a damn. I should have planned better.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > blacktruck18 05/04/2016 at 22:31

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I CAN COOK!

blacktruck18 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:32

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You have my full support.